Spending analysis, but unhinged

Your receipt has something to say.

Upload an everyday receipt and get a funny personality card based on your spending habits—ready to save, share, and defend.

Start free. No budgeting lecture included.

Receipt Roast hero

The founder promise

Funny without fake hype.

Specific

Built from your actual basket.

Shareable

Designed to leave the dashboard.

Just for fun

No financial judgment or advice.

From paper trail to punchline

Three steps. One suspiciously accurate card.

Receipt Roast makes the tiny choices in your cart the main character, without turning the experience into another finance app.

01

Upload the evidence

Drop in a clear receipt image. Receipt Roast reads the line items and turns the mundane details into material.

02

Get your spending persona

Your basket becomes a punchy personality card built around what you bought—not a generic horoscope.

03

Share the verdict

Download a polished card sized for group chats and social posts, then let your friends judge the accuracy.

Pricing

Choose your roast intensity.

Try the joke for free, or unlock more receipts and card styles when your camera roll gets serious.

Taste Test

For the occasional questionable purchase.

$0

  • 3 receipt roasts each month
  • Core personality card
  • Share-ready download
Start roasting
Full send

Repeat Offender

For serial shoppers and group-chat instigators.

$6 / month

  • Unlimited receipt roasts
  • Expanded card styles
  • Roast history
  • High-resolution downloads
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Straight answers

Before you submit the evidence.

The total is in

Turn your next receipt into a personality crisis.

Upload the proof, meet your spending alter ego, and send the result to someone who already knows.

Roast my receipt